Phoebe and Dex

[I cant "Teh" cos i dont rock]

I'm just pasting this from what i said on my msgbord!
I've just read a spoiler for episode 6 (Kill Billie) and it says Phoebe and Dex are now married, he knows she's a witch and she takes a pregnancy test!
GOOD LORD, I knew she was a bit of a tart...but jeez...
and if u dont believe me then check out spoilerfix.com

[Teh-Cheese-Fairy]

lol, Liam I was just coming to post this. An I am ANGRY!

Excuse my language. Shit. It seems our worst fears are confirmed.

09/06 - This episode takes place at Halloween and is focused on Billie. The Charmed Ones are helping Homeland Security and the reporters want details. Homeland Security told the press that the government faked the sisters deaths. Reporters, including a reporter from the Bay Mirror, are outside the manor trying to get info. Later in the episode, Paige meets with the Bay Mirror reporter and tries, with Piper's help, to have him back off the story. Billie offers to take care of demons since the press doesn't know her. The new demon in town (and at Magic School, since it's still Demon-central) is The Dogon. He vanquishes other demons in order to get more powers to eventually rule the underworld. Demons know the Charmed Ones are not dead. This demon is similar to one Billie saw as a child and whom took her sister back then. Billie has a hard time facing the demon since it brings up memories and fears. Dex and Phoebe are now married and he knows she is a witch. She also took "a test" (hint hint). Leo appears in the episode. Source: SpoilerFix.com

Excuse me one moment.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*hits wall multiple times*

FFS! MARRIED!? EY!? How can they be married after only 6 episodes? And she's already pregnant!? whore... GAH! I HATE BRAD KERN! Curse him and his evil crack monkey writers!!

Seriously considering not watching this season now. Can you tell I"m angry!? GRRR!

I thought Dex was only a 6 episode guy!?!?!

At least we know the entire season won't be about Phoebe finding a man. COME ON PAIGE EPISODES!

[I cant "Teh" cos i dont rock]

i would like to see a Phoebe pregnancy, because then she has one storyline rather than ones dotted throughout! maybe Dex will die! and i'm thinking the episode is set months after the last! maybe there's months and months in between all the episodes! and it looks like the source returning was a one time thing! since the new big bad is the Dogon! or so it sounds!
i really hope this isn't Kaley's last ep!
so the COs are helping homeland security now? are they like the superheroes in the city now? lol
tho i suppose that wud be easier and we wudnt have to put up with all the exposure storlines!

[Teh-Cheese-Fairy]

Billie's there for the whole season, Liam! If she wasn't why would we be getting her in all the promo pics?

I have NO idea how Phoebe is married! It doesn't seem to be ahead in the future? And I swear Jason Lewis is meant to be a six episode guy. If I'm counting right this is his sixth episode! So either they pick him up as a regular or he runs when he finds out Phoebe is pregnant. Or he dies. I'm most certainly not a Phoebe fan, but I'm not convinced Phoebe fans will be pleased with this either. I mean, how long has she known him? And a majority of the time she did know him she was J Bennet! I know Phoebe has sexual promiscuity problems but come on! Pregnant already!? I'd like to see her develop a relationship with him at least! Urgh.

I swear if they don't give us a Paige episode soon I won't be a happy bunny AT ALL. Especially since 8.10 is Rose McGowan's 100th episode. Maybe now that Phoebe's pregnant and married to a random stranger they could have a Paige plot where she feels like she's worthless because she has no man in her life to speak of and no job etc. But I guess that's wishful thinking because the crack monkeys seem to be taking 'We love Phoebe' pills again. Hah. I should start a 'Give Paige a Plot' petition. (oo, alliteration to grab attention...) I wonder is Rose McGowan gets annoyed by her lack of plot? lol.

Okay, rant over. But will very probably be back!

[Ally]

Oh my, didn't you notice how annoyed Rose was last season? You could easily see her annoyance with how Paige was being written THROUGH Paige. The only time I noticed other wise as when she was playing with Kerr Smith, whom she liked working with.

There was a spoiler leaked that Phoebe has a premonition of her and Dex getting married, like a month ago. Maybe this is it? Maybe she's only telling him about about getting married. But her being pregnant... hahaha. Shit! And hahaha! Phoebe sure didn't waste her time. Now, I can truly say, KERN SUCKS! They have completely destroyed this character of Phoebe, who used to be the most likable sister in the early seasons. A character you could relate to, like, and laugh at. Cole came along and from there she went down hill. Now she isn't even down hill.... she's, lets say, at the bottom of hell.

I just read that Kern said "Jason Lewis snagged a recurring character contract." In a recent interview. I don't mind. Just.. Phoebe pregnant? No! Don't do it!

Although he isn't going to listen, maybe the ratings taking a dive will prove other wise. You know the ratings will suck. Phoebe never did anything to the ratings for episodes based on her. Never. Only with Cole, because as much as I hate to admit it, they had a huge fan base. I only loved Cole, lol.

Could something good happen because of this? Yes. Paige might get good plotted episodes since Phoebe is married off and having a baby, Piper is married with kids, they will have their own lives, now they can delve into Paige's. Who needs a guy (Kyle, my dears, Kyle) and feeling like wanting a family too. But now, she is Billie's mentor, whitelighter, friend... whatever. Do you know the old story, the mentor dies when the student knows enough?

Well guess what my gut feeling is with the Billie/Paige storyline... it's all going to lead to Paige's death. JUST the way this storyline is being set up and all this crap, is starting to smell fishy. They can't kill off Piper... because they just can't! They WON'T kill off Phoebe because... she's having a baby, and it's Miss Phoebe. Bleh. Of course it'll be Paige. They are figuring (most likely) since Piper has kids, Phoebe is having one, they need to give Paige something, so I guess Billie will be the one to carry on Paige's legacy. I just can see it now, Paige dying to save Billie.

Ehhhhhh. I no longer call this show Charmed, I now call this show, "THE TEETH! and baby! show!" Yep.

[Teh-Cheese-Fairy]

Ally, *claps* I do agree with everything you just said!

Leading to Paige's death IS making a LOT of sense to me now! But that way she can meet Prue (I'm determined Shannen will return for the final episode now. Phoebe will be having her baby, explaining how Prue and Phoebe don't meet. Perhaps leading to the baby being called Prudence? Or Melinda Prudence?) and maybe reunite with Kyle in heaven? But this sucks. Paige is my favourite sister. I want to see her happy! And, I dunno, I just think Paige would be a better mom than Phoebe! lol.

Also, Paige dying to save the world like Prue did I would have no problem with, but dying to save Billie? I might have to kick some ass. I'm having mixed feelings about this now. I guess it does open up the door to Paige plotlines, but on the other hand it could lead to a long road of Phoebe baby powers episodes.

Bring on spoilers for 8.07... please!

[Ally]

I have no problem with her dying to keep Billie alive. I think Paige is going to figure out Billie needs to live so she can live on after the Charmed One's are really gone for good. Therefor she will protect Billie so good magic can keep going and there will be a new generation of magic. From several spoilers I've read, when Billie fights demons Paige is always somewhere watching her fight, making sure she is okay, and seeing what she can do. I rather like this plot, and the only way I would accept Paige dying is Piper finding her while she's dying and for Piper to tell Paige she loved her, and Paige to tell Piper that too. I think that would be a great way to close Paige's character.

I'm thinking... it's going to be either Melinda Prudence or Prudence Melinda. I still wish that was Piper's little girl though. But no. Stupid Kern.

Spoiler's for 8.10!!! BRING ON A PAIGE EPISODE!

[Prince Halliwell]

i agree Ally! Prudence Melinda/Melinda Prudence is Piper's little girl! Phoebe will call her kids something stoopid!! and, knowing how she's thicker than concrete, she'll go calling her kid Cole or something
I dont want paige to die
she cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the last episode she should like die and then prue visits her and gives her the strength to come back!!!!!
i'm really loving the idea of a billie spin-off!!! then they could pop RM in every now and again so paige can see how her student's doing!!